Believe it or not, I really dislike absolutely everything about self promotion.
But this truly is a really, really, really funny novel. Kind of like a 240 page t-shirt. Except that it's a lot more complicated.
And I'll give you your money back if you don't agree.
Plus I'll even sign it for you should you like.
Anyway, so as to suck you in, here's the first chapter
per page ($12).